Try to put your happiness before anyone else's, because you may never have done so in your entire life, if you really think about it, if you are really honest with yourself.
Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one spot.
Be sincere; be brief; be seated.
History is indeed little more than the register of the crimes, follies and misfortunes of mankind.
You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind legs. But by standing a flock of sheep in that position you can make a crowd of men.
A joke's a very serious thing.
Noble life demands a noble architecture for noble uses of noble men. Lack of culture means what it has always meant: ignoble civilization and therefore imminent downfall.