Vegetarianism is harmless enough, though it is apt to fill a man with wind and self-righteousness.
Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up.
I've gone into hundreds of fortune-teller's parlors, and have been told thousands of things, but nobody ever told me I was a policewoman getting ready to arrest her.
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
In real life, unlike in Shakespeare, the sweetness of the rose depends upon the name it bears. Things are not only what they are. They are, in very important respects, what they seem to be.
Good soldiers never pass up a chance to eat or sleep. They never know how much they'll be called on to do before the next chance.