I have always felt that a politician is to be judged by the animosities he excites among his opponents.
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...'
I don't generally feel anything until noon; then it's time for my nap.
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
I wanted to flag you down because my friend was bleeding. Someone stabbed him."
It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon. Which raises the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody not to.