Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
When we got into office, the thing that surprised me the most was that things were as bad as we'd been saying they were.
The trick is to make sure you don't die waiting for prosperity to come.
Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
She screamed as she went down, and I saw her thrashing to get up, but she couldn't, the crowd's pressure was too strong.