There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste.
Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
Get pleasure out of life...as much as you can. Nobody ever died from pleasure.
If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke.
Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist.
Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.
You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh - it's as simple as that.