Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
You can go a long way with bad legs and a good head.
Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant.
After all it is those who have a deep and real inner life who are best able to deal with the irritating details of outer life.
She screamed as she went down, and I saw her thrashing to get up, but she couldn't, the crowd's pressure was too strong.
The better part of valor is discretion, in the which better part I have saved my life.
We are made to persist. That's how we find out who we are.