Results! Why, man, I have gotten a lot of results. I know several thousand things that won't work.
The two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change.
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd; indeed in view of the silliness of the majority of mankind, a widespread belief is more likely to be foolish than sensible.