One's destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.
You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one spot.
He who laughs, lasts!
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
We should every night call ourselves to an account; What infirmity have I mastered today? What passions opposed? What temptation resisted? What virtue acquired? Our vices will abort of themselves if they be brought every day to the shrift.