Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one spot.
We have too many high sounding words, and too few actions that correspond with them.
It was enough to make a body ashamed of the human race.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Neither did the cop car that went past, nor the firetruck, nor the next three cop-cars.