Money doesn't always bring happiness. People with ten million dollars are no happier than people with nine million dollars.
No man remains quite what he was when he recognizes himself.
What if this weren't a hypothetical question?
Turn the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles.
The perfect bureaucrat everywhere is the man who manages to make no decisions and escape all responsibility.
Be sincere; be brief; be seated.
Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.