Be more prompt to go to a friend in adversity than in prosperity.
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
We have too many high sounding words, and too few actions that correspond with them.
For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
The two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change.
You can't separate peace from freedom because no one can be at peace unless he has his freedom.