It was enough to make a body ashamed of the human race.
I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
Noble life demands a noble architecture for noble uses of noble men. Lack of culture means what it has always meant: ignoble civilization and therefore imminent downfall.
I hope that when I die, people say about me, 'Boy, that guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.