Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
I've never quite believed that one chance is all I get.
You can't have a light without a dark to stick it in.
Act as if it were impossible to fail.
Terrorists killed a lot fewer people than bathroom falls and accidental electrocutions.
To repeat what others have said, requires education; to challenge it, requires brains.