We've got to get my friend to a hospital --"
Sometime they'll give a war and nobody will come.
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.
When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.
Before we set our hearts too much upon anything, let us examine how happy those are who already possess it.
A man is too apt to forget that in this world he cannot have everything. A choice is all that is left him.
My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.