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And Yes, Sometimes I Do Write In English

And Yes, Sometimes I Do Write In English

ponekad jednostavno moraš zbrisati
odavde
na najbrži mogući način
od sveg onog što oni nazivaju
mi i naše

u slučaju opasnosti razbiti staklo

pritisnutu tipku
ESCAPE

and here you go, boy
you are in the English language mode
you are thinking and writing in English
you feel great
relief
and even some kind of
happiness
is starting to show up
there,
on the front-page sky


Small talk

(In the old pub named «Distressed Vagina».)

- Hey man, pigs are the smartest domestic animals! They are even more intelligent than dogs. They are capable of abstract representation. They are smarter than three-year-old child. They sometimes play video games better than primates, they dream, have a good sense of direction, and ability to return home from long distance, just like Lassie. Mrs. Piggy sings to her piglets while they are nursing. Also they are tricky, competitive, and outsmarting each other. You can even teach them how to use toilet. Now, don’t you find that interesting? – said black-circled fisheye man next to my cousin.
- That's the reason why they end up like sausages – Johnny replies in cold blood.
I adore my cousin. Some people are able to make a point with a few words.
And you, R. Smarty , certainly are not.

Facebook

The man (I hardly know him, and I haven’t seen him in years) who was ex boyfriend of one of my ex girlfriends, and was actually the man that learned my ex girlfriend how to daily use toothpick in order to affect her nose and sneeze, just got a son.
I find the importance of Facebook enormous.
Without it I would never be able to remember and write down those queer lines.

You are asking to much from me


Let's be frank
I always have been surrounded by
slavery state of mind
so tell me, man, how could I possibly be
free
?

Life-coach


The first important thing to learn is to understand that there is nothing of importance.


Post je objavljen 19.05.2010. u 08:00 sati.