Illusions are art, for the feeling person, and it is by art that you live, if you do.
It?s like your batteries get low, and you need to charge them on someone else?s story.
It had only one fault. It was kind of lousy.
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
Terrorists killed a lot fewer people than bathroom falls and accidental electrocutions.
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly.