Speak properly, and in as few words as you can, but always plainly; for the end of speech is not ostentation, but to be understood.
The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it.
Never let the demands of tomorrow interfere with the pleasures and excitement of today.
You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh - it's as simple as that.
What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog.
All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.
Do what you feel in your heart to be right - for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't.