Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.
Forget injuries, never forget kindnesses.
It was a military-looking Jeep, like an armored Hummer, only it didn't have any military insignia on it.
We are able to laugh when we achieve detachment, if only for a moment.
The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground.
Vegetarianism is harmless enough, though it is apt to fill a man with wind and self-righteousness.
As I get older, I've learned to listen to people rather than accuse them of things.