If you don't know where you are going, you will probably end up somewhere else.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
Many people weigh the guilt they will feel against the pleasure of the forbidden action they want to take.
Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead by midnight. Extend them all the care, kindness and understanding you can muster. Your life will never be the same again.
The faceless, eyeless armed man above me kept his gun very level.
Never despair; but if you do, work on in despair.
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.