I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
Genius is one per cent inspiration, ninety-nine per cent perspiration.
I've gone into hundreds of fortune-teller's parlors, and have been told thousands of things, but nobody ever told me I was a policewoman getting ready to arrest her.
If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.
He's simply got the instinct for being unhappy highly developed.
I went up the stairs cautiously, not able to use my hands.
If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke.