I love my past. I love my present. I'm not ashamed of what I've had, and I'm not sad because I have it no longer.
Set all things in their own peculiar place, and know that order is the greatest grace.
Good taste is the enemy of comedy.
The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble.
It felt like they used a baton or something -- it was harder than anyone had ever hit me in the head before.