If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read "President Can't Swim".
I'm glad I didn't have to fight in any war. I'm glad I didn't have to pick up a gun. I'm glad I didn't get killed or kill somebody. I hope my kids enjoy the same lack of manhood.
It is not enough to aim; you must hit.
Write a wise saying and your name will live forever.
Few people think more than two or three times a year; I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week.
Now we were descending just as steeply.
You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.