My home is not a place, it is people.
There is only one thing a philosopher can be relied upon to do, and that is to contradict other philosophers.
Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
Never make a defense or an apology until you are accused.
The perfect bureaucrat everywhere is the man who manages to make no decisions and escape all responsibility.
Look at all the sentences which seem true and question them.
There is nothing more demoralizing than a small but adequate income.