I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars.
It was enough to make a body ashamed of the human race.
Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
The car slewed to a stop and only then did I notice that it wasn't a cop car, ambulance or fire-engine.
When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
I have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes up to me - they're just, like, 'I can't believe you don't remember me!" I'm like, 'Oh Dad I'm sorry!'