Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic.
The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.
I have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes up to me - they're just, like, 'I can't believe you don't remember me!" I'm like, 'Oh Dad I'm sorry!'
Genius is one per cent inspiration, ninety-nine per cent perspiration.
How could you be a Great Man if history brought you no Great Events, or brought you to them at the wrong time, too young, too old?
True friends are those who really know you but love you anyway.
Terrorists killed a lot fewer people than bathroom falls and accidental electrocutions.