We are inclined to believe those whom we do not know because they have never deceived us.
Deeds, not words shall speak me.
Seize opportunity by the beard, for it is bald behind.
Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future.
I don't generally feel anything until noon; then it's time for my nap.
For me, it's that I contributed, ... That I'm on this planet doing some good and making people happy. That's to me the most important thing, that my hour of television is positive and upbeat and an antidote for all the negative stuff going on in life.
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.