At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
There is only one thing a philosopher can be relied upon to do, and that is to contradict other philosophers.
There is no such thing as an underestimate of average intelligence.
I have very strong feelings about how you lead your life. You always look ahead, you never look back.
I'm glad I didn't have to fight in any war. I'm glad I didn't have to pick up a gun. I'm glad I didn't get killed or kill somebody. I hope my kids enjoy the same lack of manhood.
Life is consciousness.
Never part without loving words to think of during your absence. It may be that you will not meet again in life.