Bear in mind that you should conduct yourself in life as at a feast.
I was pushed roughly but dispassionately onto my stomach and something went twice around my wrists and then tightened up as well, feeling like baling wire and biting cruelly.
Treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as if it were a disaster.
Vegetarianism is harmless enough, though it is apt to fill a man with wind and self-righteousness.
After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.
Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
Every moment of one's existence one is growing into more or retreating into less.