Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who will be writing about you.
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read "President Can't Swim".
A neurosis is a secret that you don't know you are keeping.
Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
The people who are regarded as moral luminaries are those who forego ordinary pleasures themselves and find compensation in interfering with the pleasures of others.
I barely had time to register them before those rifles were pointed at me.
Know, first, who you are; and then adorn yourself accordingly.