Good taste is the enemy of comedy.
It is only possible to live happily ever after on a day-to-day basis.
Now is the time for all good men to come to.
Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
The most erroneous stories are those we think we know best - and therefore never scrutinize or question.
You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.
A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it adds up to real money.