Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who will be writing about you.
Starting with getting run down by a drunk burning his way down Valencia -- that were infinitely more likely and immediate than terrorists.
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
The dead might as well try to speak to the living as the old to the young.
Shake off all the fears of servile prejudices, under which weak minds are servilely crouched. Fix reason firmly in her seat, and call on her tribunal for every fact, every opinion. Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason than that of blindfolded fear.
The charity that hastens to proclaim its good deeds, ceases to be charity, and is only pride and ostentation.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.