Let me tell you, quite frankly, it took a while and a lot of therapy to get here.
It had only one fault. It was kind of lousy.
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.
It is not enough to aim; you must hit.
Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.