The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
I have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes up to me - they're just, like, 'I can't believe you don't remember me!" I'm like, 'Oh Dad I'm sorry!'
A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top .
A sympathetic Scot summed it all up very neatly in the remark, "You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk dancing."
The car slewed to a stop and only then did I notice that it wasn't a cop car, ambulance or fire-engine.
There's always one who loves and one who lets himself be loved.
The lesson which life repeats and constantly enforces is 'look under foot.' You are always nearer the divine and the true sources of your power than you think.