The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone.
Do what you feel in your heart to be right - for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't.
What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive?
Good taste is the enemy of comedy.
I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter.
We may not imagine how our lives could be more frustrating and complex--but Congress can.
You know what's interesting about Washington? It's the kind of place where second-guessing has become second nature.