If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
My wish is to ride the tempest, tame the waves, kill the sharks. I will not resign myself...
He who labors diligently need never despair; for all things are accomplished by diligence and labor.
Know, first, who you are; and then adorn yourself accordingly.
In America, they want you to accomplish these great feats, to pull off these David Copperfield-type stunts. You want me to be great, but you don't ever want me to say I'm great?
If you really do put a small value upon yourself, rest assured that the world will not raise your price.
I have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes up to me - they're just, like, 'I can't believe you don't remember me!" I'm like, 'Oh Dad I'm sorry!'