Somebody has to do something, and it's just incredibly pathetic that it has to be us.
There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter. What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.
I have often wished I had time to cultivate modesty... But I am too busy thinking about myself.
Speak when you are angry--and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret.
I'm glad I didn't have to fight in any war. I'm glad I didn't have to pick up a gun. I'm glad I didn't get killed or kill somebody. I hope my kids enjoy the same lack of manhood.
By the time I'd grown up, I naturally supposed that I'd be grown up.
Hearing voices no one else can hear isn't a good sign, even in the wizarding world.