Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
If there is one thing worse than being an ugly duckling in a house of swans, it's having the swans pretend there's no difference.
Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
My home is not a place, it is people.
Every man, wherever he goes, is encompassed by a cloud of comforting convictions, which move with him like flies on a summer day.
Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up.