Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
What's another word for Thesaurus?
The toughest question has always been, "How do you get your ideas?" How do you answer that? It's like asking runners how they run, or singers how they sing. They just do it!
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
Play: Work that you enjoy doing for nothing.
Rest is the sweet sauce of labor.
An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought.