Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work.
We've got to get my friend to a hospital --"
The two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change.
Walking is man's best medicine.
Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people; they're just acquaintances.
The great art of giving consists in this: the gift should cost very little and yet be greatly coveted, so that it may be the more highly appreciated.