The keenest sorrow is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities.
For me, it's that I contributed, ... That I'm on this planet doing some good and making people happy. That's to me the most important thing, that my hour of television is positive and upbeat and an antidote for all the negative stuff going on in life.
If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.
Is love supposed to last throughout all time, or is it like trains changing at random stops. If I loved her, how could I leave her? If I felt that way then, how come I don't feel anything now?
Jealousy is all the fun you think they had.
Cheerfulness, it would appear, is a matter which depends fully as much on the state of things within, as on the state of things without and around us.
Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality.