Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
All the world's a cage.
He who labors diligently need never despair; for all things are accomplished by diligence and labor.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
As I get older, I've learned to listen to people rather than accuse them of things.
Illusions are art, for the feeling person, and it is by art that you live, if you do.
Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.