You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.
All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
Never esteem anything as of advantage to you that will make you break your word or lose your self-respect.
The world tolerates conceit from those who are successful, but not from anybody else.
At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely.
I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly.
Funny business, a woman's career: the things you drop on the way up the ladder so you can move faster. You forget you'll need them again when you get back to being a woman. It's one career all females have in common, whether we like it or not: being a woman.