Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
Even the best of friends need time apart.
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Darryl wasn't in good shape -- he was white-faced and panting.
Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy.
There ain't no free lunches in this country. And don't go spending your whole life commiserating that you got raw deals. You've got to say, 'I think that if I keep working at this and want it bad enough I can have it.'
I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.