If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.
Never be a cynic, even a gentle one. Never help out a sneer, even at the devil.
Liberals are very broadminded: they are always willing to give careful consideration to both sides of the same side.
A hypocrite is a person who--but who isn't?
When you have got an elephant by the hind leg, and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run.
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
You never find yourself until you face the truth.