I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
Who were these clowns?
I stumbled some, then a hand pushed my head down and I was inside the Hummer.
Most of the basic truths of life sound absurd at first hearing.
Funny business, a woman's career: the things you drop on the way up the ladder so you can move faster. You forget you'll need them again when you get back to being a woman. It's one career all females have in common, whether we like it or not: being a woman.
The two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change.
I hope that when I die, people say about me, 'Boy, that guy sure owed me a lot of money.'