A rumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way.
When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.
If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.
Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.
A hypocrite is a person who--but who isn't?
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.