Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
The two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change.
Maybe the most any of us can expect of ourselves isn't perfection but progress.
All that is human must retrograde if it does not advance.
A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth.
You can't just ask customers what they want and then try to give that to them. By the time you get it built, they'll want something new.
Seize opportunity by the beard, for it is bald behind.