I believe that every now and then it is important to laugh at ourselves and take a lighter approach to our life conditions.
God creates men, but they choose each other.
The charity that hastens to proclaim its good deeds, ceases to be charity, and is only pride and ostentation.
Some people make headlines while others make history.
A sympathetic Scot summed it all up very neatly in the remark, "You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk dancing."
Men are equal; it is not birth but virtue that makes the difference.
A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth.