If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.
Typos are very important to all written form. It gives the reader something to look for so they aren't distracted by the total lack of content in your writing.
Never read a book through merely because you have begun it.
My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists.
Looks are part of business. A businessman should never stand out more than his customers. His mannerisms, his clothes, everything about him... Moderation is the key.