What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive?
It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction.
What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog.
You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
He who is not very strong in memory should not meddle with lying.
Nothing can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered an old idea and thinks it is his own.